1 00:01:29,379 --> 00:01:32,965 Let's talk logistics if we were to move forward. 2 00:01:32,966 --> 00:01:34,592 All right. 3 00:01:34,593 --> 00:01:37,469 So we're gonna do it every other week 4 00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:38,679 on a Tuesday or Thursday 5 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,389 because Jason's in preschool those days, 6 00:01:40,390 --> 00:01:44,059 and three out of four will be plenty enough to cover errands. 7 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,352 It should be a motel. 8 00:01:45,353 --> 00:01:47,479 Yes, somewhere close to your office. 9 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,107 I'll bring lunch so we can have your entire break. 10 00:01:50,108 --> 00:01:53,485 I will handle check in, clean up, same reason. 11 00:01:53,486 --> 00:01:55,779 - Always pay cash. - Of course. 12 00:01:55,780 --> 00:01:57,239 But I do think it's important 13 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,657 that we split costs afterwards... 14 00:01:58,658 --> 00:02:02,911 Right down the middle so there's no sense of... you know. 15 00:02:02,912 --> 00:02:05,749 Oh, and um, most important rule. 16 00:02:08,626 --> 00:02:10,961 If either of us start to develop feelings 17 00:02:10,962 --> 00:02:13,464 for the other, it's over, right then and there. 18 00:02:13,465 --> 00:02:16,175 I mean, that's how you get caught. 19 00:02:16,176 --> 00:02:17,676 Oh, and never call the house. 20 00:02:17,677 --> 00:02:19,511 Not even if you know that Pat is not gonna be home. 21 00:02:19,512 --> 00:02:20,721 Becky and Jason are smarter than you think. 22 00:02:20,722 --> 00:02:22,766 I still have to go by the deli. 23 00:02:24,559 --> 00:02:26,769 Well, we don't wanna get caught before we start. 24 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:28,605 If we start. 25 00:02:32,567 --> 00:02:35,027 The longer you delay, the more I'm gonna expect 26 00:02:35,028 --> 00:02:37,864 from you, in terms of the bedroom. 27 00:02:40,659 --> 00:02:42,577 I realize that. 28 00:02:52,671 --> 00:02:54,380 Allan Gore. 29 00:02:54,381 --> 00:02:56,091 I'm pregnant. 30 00:02:58,426 --> 00:03:00,219 Oh, my God. 31 00:03:02,681 --> 00:03:04,264 Are you sure? 32 00:03:04,265 --> 00:03:06,101 I just came from the doctor. 33 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:11,981 Oh, my God. 34 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:17,236 Why are you crying? 35 00:03:17,237 --> 00:03:18,946 'Cause I still haven't gotten 36 00:03:18,947 --> 00:03:20,864 the baby weight off from Christina. 37 00:03:20,865 --> 00:03:24,159 And the second one's supposed to be even worse. 38 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,371 - Oh, who cares? - You care. 39 00:03:27,372 --> 00:03:28,872 I don't care. 40 00:03:28,873 --> 00:03:32,418 Yes, you do, and you know what I'm talking about. 41 00:03:32,419 --> 00:03:35,504 Okay, I'm not having this conversation at work. 42 00:03:35,505 --> 00:03:36,964 I'm telling you right now, 43 00:03:36,965 --> 00:03:40,134 this better not be like last time, okay? 44 00:03:40,135 --> 00:03:41,886 Okay, yeah. Love you, honey. Bye. 45 00:04:31,853 --> 00:04:33,770 It's me. 46 00:04:33,771 --> 00:04:36,023 Let's do it. 47 00:04:36,024 --> 00:04:38,401 Now, what did I say about calling the house? 48 00:05:00,632 --> 00:05:02,758 Oh, I like that shirt on you. 49 00:05:02,759 --> 00:05:04,302 Oh, thanks. 50 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,891 - Have a great day. - Thank you. 51 00:05:14,437 --> 00:05:16,356 Bye. Bye. 52 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:48,757 Oh, great. 53 00:07:48,758 --> 00:07:49,842 I'm starving. 54 00:08:01,938 --> 00:08:04,523 Oh, she just has no respect for what I do. 55 00:08:04,524 --> 00:08:06,483 I mean, any little question pops into her head, 56 00:08:06,484 --> 00:08:08,736 she'll just call me at the office. 57 00:08:13,116 --> 00:08:15,909 Well, we've eaten everything. 58 00:08:15,910 --> 00:08:19,622 Yes, we sure have. 59 00:08:45,732 --> 00:08:46,733 Thank you. 60 00:09:05,668 --> 00:09:07,170 Aren't you gonna do anything? 61 00:09:09,422 --> 00:09:11,257 Not if you're not going to. 62 00:09:29,609 --> 00:09:31,943 - Well, I have news. - Oh? 63 00:09:31,944 --> 00:09:34,654 I have taken a lover. 64 00:09:34,655 --> 00:09:36,073 What? 65 00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:40,952 Wow. Okay. Uh, who is it? 66 00:09:40,953 --> 00:09:43,497 - No, I can't. - You come on. 67 00:09:43,498 --> 00:09:45,874 If you keep digging, I'm not gonna tell you anything at all. 68 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:48,001 All right. 69 00:09:48,002 --> 00:09:49,628 I just can't have this thing getting out. 70 00:09:49,629 --> 00:09:51,213 You know, I don't want the other wives to feel like 71 00:09:51,214 --> 00:09:52,422 I'm some kind of a threat. 72 00:09:52,423 --> 00:09:54,716 - I knew he was married. - Sherry. 73 00:09:54,717 --> 00:09:56,052 I... Fine. 74 00:09:59,305 --> 00:10:01,182 Yesterday was the first time. 75 00:10:02,683 --> 00:10:03,934 Where? 76 00:10:03,935 --> 00:10:08,605 At a motel, a sleazy one in Dallas. 77 00:10:08,606 --> 00:10:11,983 Jesus. Were you nervous or what? 78 00:10:11,984 --> 00:10:15,695 Honestly, I was just so worried that the sex 79 00:10:15,696 --> 00:10:16,947 was gonna be average. 80 00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:18,073 And I know it makes me horrible... 81 00:10:18,074 --> 00:10:19,366 It does not. 82 00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:20,659 I just don't wanna go through all this trouble 83 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:22,410 if it's something I can have at home, you know? 84 00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:24,621 I mean, if I'm gonna risk my whole life, 85 00:10:24,622 --> 00:10:26,541 I just want fireworks. 86 00:10:28,334 --> 00:10:29,584 And? 87 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,002 Let me have that little screwdriver... 88 00:10:31,003 --> 00:10:32,379 You... Candance Montgomery, if you don't gimme details 89 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:33,797 this second, I'm gonna take the little screwdriver 90 00:10:33,798 --> 00:10:35,091 and I'ma shove it in your ear. 91 00:10:37,009 --> 00:10:38,510 I think he might have the most beautiful penis 92 00:10:38,511 --> 00:10:39,679 I've ever seen. 93 00:10:41,430 --> 00:10:43,516 Mommy! Mommy! Watch our dance. 94 00:10:51,149 --> 00:10:52,524 Watch our dance. 95 00:10:52,525 --> 00:10:54,193 I'm watching, girls. 96 00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:10,000 - Hey. - Hi. 97 00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:11,878 Mom, it wasn't over. 98 00:11:16,591 --> 00:11:19,050 It's so sweet that these girls have become friends. 99 00:11:19,051 --> 00:11:22,429 - I know. - Isn't it? Yeah. 100 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:24,431 All we hear from Christina these days 101 00:11:24,432 --> 00:11:25,808 is Becky this, Becky that. 102 00:11:27,518 --> 00:11:29,769 She's just so happy to have a friend. 103 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:32,731 Well, she is welcome over anytime for a sleepover. 104 00:11:32,732 --> 00:11:34,150 Aww. 105 00:11:38,696 --> 00:11:41,073 I remember when I looked like that and thought I was fat. 106 00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:44,827 You're not fat. 107 00:11:46,537 --> 00:11:48,413 Just feel like a tub of lard, 108 00:11:48,414 --> 00:11:52,500 and it's just going to get worse. 109 00:11:52,501 --> 00:11:53,878 I'm pregnant. 110 00:11:57,506 --> 00:12:01,177 Oh, my God, Betty. Congratulations. 111 00:12:08,225 --> 00:12:09,559 Is this hormones already? 112 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,895 No. 113 00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:13,189 Maybe. 114 00:12:16,317 --> 00:12:18,610 Pregnancy is magical and everything, 115 00:12:18,611 --> 00:12:22,198 but last time... 116 00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:26,369 I just felt really alone. 117 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:32,666 Well, you're... You're not really ever alone. 118 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,876 That's true. 119 00:12:34,877 --> 00:12:36,671 You got Allan. 120 00:12:38,381 --> 00:12:41,466 Allan didn't, um, 121 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:43,843 pay much attention to me 122 00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:45,680 when I was pregnant with Christina. 123 00:12:49,141 --> 00:12:52,436 The weird thing is, he's been looking really good lately. 124 00:12:56,023 --> 00:13:01,152 I wonder if he's got this Madonna-whore complex thingy, 125 00:13:01,153 --> 00:13:04,155 you know, where the baby is making it impossible for him 126 00:13:04,156 --> 00:13:07,701 to look at you as a sexual creature. 127 00:13:07,702 --> 00:13:10,954 It's very common, says Ladies' Home Journal. 128 00:13:10,955 --> 00:13:11,998 Well. 129 00:13:13,624 --> 00:13:16,668 Oh, God, that sounds really bad. 130 00:13:16,669 --> 00:13:18,712 No, it's good that he sees you as the Madonna. 131 00:13:18,713 --> 00:13:21,632 You just gotta remind him that you can also be the... 132 00:13:22,883 --> 00:13:24,593 You know what. 133 00:13:29,223 --> 00:13:32,143 You know, nobody else talks to me like this. 134 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,437 You're welcome. 135 00:13:35,438 --> 00:13:37,356 I mean... 136 00:13:40,484 --> 00:13:42,737 I'd like to host your baby shower. 137 00:13:46,907 --> 00:13:48,616 - You don't have to. - Nonsense. 138 00:13:48,617 --> 00:13:51,369 I've got the best party house. 139 00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:53,039 You do. Um. 140 00:13:55,374 --> 00:13:57,667 I don't know what to say. 141 00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,753 - Well, just say yes. - Yes. 142 00:13:59,754 --> 00:14:01,880 Okay. It's settled then. 143 00:14:01,881 --> 00:14:03,215 It's settled. 144 00:14:07,762 --> 00:14:09,095 She just told me the news, 145 00:14:09,096 --> 00:14:10,513 and I just... I couldn't help myself. 146 00:14:10,514 --> 00:14:12,182 I was overwhelmed, and I offered. 147 00:14:12,183 --> 00:14:13,391 Why would you offer that? 148 00:14:13,392 --> 00:14:15,018 Because I have the best party house. 149 00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:18,897 And I think I might be her only friend. 150 00:14:18,898 --> 00:14:20,356 Congratulations, by the way, 151 00:14:20,357 --> 00:14:22,860 you can already start to see her cute little belly. 152 00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:31,451 Well, we should get on with it. 153 00:14:31,452 --> 00:14:33,203 Come over here and unzip me, please. 154 00:14:33,204 --> 00:14:34,622 Yep. 155 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,374 Is there something else you wanna try this time, 156 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,086 you just let me know, okay? 157 00:14:42,046 --> 00:14:44,547 I've just been really hormonal, 158 00:14:44,548 --> 00:14:48,510 but I've decided I'm not going to do that anymore. 159 00:14:48,511 --> 00:14:50,136 For the next seven months, 160 00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:53,432 I'm-I'm going to have a positive attitude. 161 00:14:54,975 --> 00:14:56,018 Okay. 162 00:15:02,608 --> 00:15:05,653 Betty, what are you doing? 163 00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:12,118 What if tonight... 164 00:15:17,331 --> 00:15:19,333 I'm not Betty? 165 00:15:21,252 --> 00:15:23,128 What is this? 166 00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:26,047 Well, 167 00:15:26,048 --> 00:15:28,383 Candy said it's really simple. 168 00:15:28,384 --> 00:15:29,593 Candy? 169 00:15:33,973 --> 00:15:37,308 I'm the mother of your children, 170 00:15:37,309 --> 00:15:40,186 but that's not all I am. 171 00:15:40,187 --> 00:15:41,729 What's wrong? 172 00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:43,314 Why are you talking to Candy Montgomery 173 00:15:43,315 --> 00:15:45,900 about our sex life? I'm not talking to... 174 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,069 You think Candy and Pat are having some kind 175 00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:50,238 of great sex or something? 176 00:15:50,239 --> 00:15:53,074 I-I don't know. 177 00:15:53,075 --> 00:15:55,535 No, I'm just, I'm-I'm trying to understand 178 00:15:55,536 --> 00:15:57,078 where all this is coming from. 179 00:15:57,079 --> 00:15:59,914 It's coming from... I... 180 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,084 I love you, that's it. 181 00:16:04,962 --> 00:16:07,381 Oh, I'm sorry. 182 00:16:19,268 --> 00:16:20,769 Dog needs a walk. 183 00:16:53,886 --> 00:16:55,762 Has everyone had a chance to review my proposal? 184 00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:58,556 Yes, we read it. 185 00:16:58,557 --> 00:17:01,726 10 grand. Are you nuts? 186 00:17:01,727 --> 00:17:03,895 It is a rather high number. 187 00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:06,272 The parsonage is in bad shape. 188 00:17:06,273 --> 00:17:10,068 The toilet needs replacing, there's exposed insulation 189 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:11,778 coming out of a hole in the paneling. 190 00:17:11,779 --> 00:17:14,322 Well, this isn't the Ewing ranch. 191 00:17:14,323 --> 00:17:16,199 We all work on our own homes. 192 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,533 Maybe it'd be more helpful 193 00:17:17,534 --> 00:17:19,577 if we went through the items one by one. 194 00:17:19,578 --> 00:17:22,247 Would you like me to suggest 195 00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:25,334 what I think you should do with the items one by one? 196 00:17:42,977 --> 00:17:45,770 We are with you on the money issue. 197 00:17:45,771 --> 00:17:47,480 As far as we're concerned, his proposal 198 00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:48,982 is dead on arrival. 199 00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:51,734 That man has lost his mind. 200 00:17:51,735 --> 00:17:54,362 Now, when you were being rather direct 201 00:17:54,363 --> 00:17:55,780 with Reverend Ron... 202 00:17:55,781 --> 00:17:57,031 Marriage Encounter has taught us 203 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,908 that sometimes when we're angry about one thing, 204 00:17:58,909 --> 00:18:00,868 it's really about something else. 205 00:18:00,869 --> 00:18:02,245 Marriage Encounter? 206 00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:04,163 Mm-hmm. We gave it a shot, 207 00:18:04,164 --> 00:18:08,001 and we're more connected now than we've ever been. 208 00:18:08,002 --> 00:18:11,296 Well, um, Allan and I are fine. 209 00:18:11,297 --> 00:18:13,381 Oh, Marriage Encounter isn't for problem marriages. 210 00:18:13,382 --> 00:18:16,718 No, it's just a community of love and support. 211 00:18:16,719 --> 00:18:18,344 Our favorite is the love ring. 212 00:18:18,345 --> 00:18:19,596 Mm-hmm. 213 00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:23,308 I don't... is that a sex thing? 214 00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:25,810 - Oh, no. - Blessings. 215 00:18:25,811 --> 00:18:28,313 - Hey. - Goodbye, Elaine. 216 00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:31,274 No, it's a phone. 217 00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:35,028 See, one couple will call another couple any ole time. 218 00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:37,071 They'll let it ring once and they hang up. 219 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,323 Just a little something to let 'em know 220 00:18:38,324 --> 00:18:39,741 they're thinking about 'em. 221 00:18:39,742 --> 00:18:41,117 They're very smart. 222 00:18:41,118 --> 00:18:42,243 It's beyond psychology. 223 00:18:42,244 --> 00:18:44,537 It's about emotions. Mmhmm. 224 00:18:44,538 --> 00:18:46,289 So it's for good marriages, 225 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,666 and we're all just here to help each other. 226 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:53,672 And well, it affects all sorts of things. 227 00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:09,355 All right. 228 00:19:11,273 --> 00:19:13,400 I'm gonna get a jog in. 229 00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,544 I'm having feelings for you. 230 00:20:15,129 --> 00:20:16,462 What? 231 00:20:16,463 --> 00:20:18,631 Yeah, um, 232 00:20:18,632 --> 00:20:21,427 I caught myself staring at you at choir practicing, and... 233 00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:24,095 Well, don't worry, nobody noticed. 234 00:20:24,096 --> 00:20:27,349 But I... this is gonna have to be the last time. 235 00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:32,396 - At choir practice? - Mm-hmm. 236 00:20:34,273 --> 00:20:36,441 Can we talk about it? 237 00:20:36,442 --> 00:20:38,485 Well, a rule is a rule. 238 00:20:43,449 --> 00:20:44,741 Well, we can't just stop. 239 00:20:46,535 --> 00:20:47,995 Well, we have to. 240 00:20:51,623 --> 00:20:53,959 It has been fun while it's lasted. 241 00:20:57,796 --> 00:20:59,338 Oh, you gotta go. 242 00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:00,548 Allan. 243 00:21:00,549 --> 00:21:03,634 This can't be the last time, Candy. 244 00:21:03,635 --> 00:21:04,802 Well, it has to be... 245 00:21:04,803 --> 00:21:07,639 I know. I don't care. 246 00:21:09,391 --> 00:21:10,809 I need it. 247 00:21:13,812 --> 00:21:17,148 - Need what? - You, I... 248 00:21:17,149 --> 00:21:18,442 Your body. 249 00:21:20,611 --> 00:21:22,362 The way that it moves. 250 00:21:26,658 --> 00:21:29,035 I haven't had enough. 251 00:21:29,036 --> 00:21:30,286 You're gonna be late. 252 00:21:30,287 --> 00:21:31,580 I don't care. 253 00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:46,678 - Allan? - Yeah? 254 00:21:49,348 --> 00:21:51,183 Could you look up from that? 255 00:21:52,684 --> 00:21:54,019 Yeah. 256 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:01,734 I wanna do something with you, 257 00:22:01,735 --> 00:22:03,487 and it's very important to me. 258 00:22:05,697 --> 00:22:07,908 And I really think it could help us. 259 00:22:11,787 --> 00:22:13,996 Okay. 260 00:22:13,997 --> 00:22:16,457 I wanna try Marriage Encounter. 261 00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:19,794 The "Ask me about ME" thing that the Lockets do? 262 00:22:19,795 --> 00:22:22,046 I know it sounds really corny, 263 00:22:22,047 --> 00:22:26,467 but it's supposed to be amazing. 264 00:22:26,468 --> 00:22:29,555 And I really think we could have fun with it. 265 00:22:36,186 --> 00:22:40,648 Hey, I think it's a great idea. 266 00:22:40,649 --> 00:22:42,442 - Okay. - Okay. 267 00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:01,336 Welcome. 268 00:23:02,838 --> 00:23:04,631 Everybody get a donut? 269 00:23:10,429 --> 00:23:12,305 Well, you followed the treasure map, 270 00:23:12,306 --> 00:23:15,058 answered the Sphinx's riddle, and you... 271 00:23:17,102 --> 00:23:18,394 Honey, what is it? 272 00:23:18,395 --> 00:23:19,770 Said the magic word. 273 00:23:19,771 --> 00:23:21,481 Oh, I get it wrong every time. 274 00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,026 Well, you made it. 275 00:23:25,027 --> 00:23:28,070 Welcome to the Marriage Encounter weekend retreat, 276 00:23:28,071 --> 00:23:30,531 where Mary Lou and I, we're gonna help you 277 00:23:30,532 --> 00:23:33,994 fall in love with your spouse all over again. 278 00:23:38,206 --> 00:23:40,082 And there's only one way to do that. 279 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:42,043 That's right. 280 00:23:42,044 --> 00:23:44,880 We're gonna crack open your relationships like a coconut. 281 00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:49,133 Scoop all the meat out. 282 00:23:49,134 --> 00:23:53,638 Now I know some of the men here aren't very relaxed right now. 283 00:23:53,639 --> 00:23:56,265 You worked hard all week. 284 00:23:56,266 --> 00:23:59,352 You earned your time on the golf course this weekend. 285 00:23:59,353 --> 00:24:01,979 And why a whole weekend, Jack? 286 00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:04,650 Well, let me answer that question with another question. 287 00:24:06,526 --> 00:24:09,153 How many of you go on, you know, business trips, 288 00:24:09,154 --> 00:24:11,489 weekend work seminars, corporate retreats, 289 00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:12,908 that type of thing? 290 00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:19,038 Mm-hmm. 291 00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:21,207 Good. Good. 292 00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:23,501 Mm-hmm. 293 00:24:23,502 --> 00:24:25,628 If you're willing to invest three days for your career, 294 00:24:25,629 --> 00:24:27,964 why not invest it in the most important relationship 295 00:24:27,965 --> 00:24:29,383 in your entire life? 296 00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:41,268 Okay, here we go. It's Friday night. 297 00:24:41,269 --> 00:24:43,020 Kids are in bed. 298 00:24:43,021 --> 00:24:44,689 Betty's cleaned up after supper. 299 00:24:44,690 --> 00:24:46,440 You're on the couch watching TV. 300 00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:48,526 I'm sure this is a familiar occurrence in the Gore home, 301 00:24:48,527 --> 00:24:50,277 but tell me this. 302 00:24:50,278 --> 00:24:51,780 What happens next? 303 00:24:53,699 --> 00:24:55,992 - Can I say something? - Yes. Turn to him. 304 00:24:55,993 --> 00:24:57,285 Speak directly to him. 305 00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:05,711 What are you doing for yourself sexually? 306 00:25:07,838 --> 00:25:09,256 Well... 307 00:25:10,716 --> 00:25:15,052 Because I understand your appetite going down 308 00:25:15,053 --> 00:25:17,930 while I'm pregnant, it's... 309 00:25:17,931 --> 00:25:19,390 But it just would really help me 310 00:25:19,391 --> 00:25:21,976 if I knew what it was you were doing. 311 00:25:21,977 --> 00:25:23,395 Betty, this isn't... 312 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,355 Is this what we're supposed to be doing? 313 00:25:26,356 --> 00:25:29,316 Whoop, whoop. Whoop. Time out, time out. Okay. 314 00:25:29,317 --> 00:25:30,609 Allan, now, first of all, 315 00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:32,445 I know you're probably listening to all this 316 00:25:32,446 --> 00:25:36,240 and everything's beep-bop, beep-bop, bee-beep, right? 317 00:25:36,241 --> 00:25:37,825 Computers guy? 318 00:25:37,826 --> 00:25:39,493 But you're gonna answer Betty's question 319 00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:41,579 in graphic detail, okay? 320 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,330 And anything else that comes up 321 00:25:43,331 --> 00:25:44,707 'cause here's the secret, all right? 322 00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:46,667 Before we get started, 323 00:25:46,668 --> 00:25:49,420 you're gonna make a commitment to each other. 324 00:25:49,421 --> 00:25:52,965 You're gonna commit right now to stay in this marriage 325 00:25:52,966 --> 00:25:54,968 no matter what is said in this room. 326 00:25:56,595 --> 00:25:58,596 - That's how this works. - Hmm? 327 00:25:58,597 --> 00:26:01,056 Very smart people who came up with Marriage Encounter studied 328 00:26:01,057 --> 00:26:03,601 a lot of couples, hundreds of them. 329 00:26:03,602 --> 00:26:05,686 And they found that the number one impediment 330 00:26:05,687 --> 00:26:09,148 to honest communication is fear. 331 00:26:09,149 --> 00:26:12,943 Fear of it disrupting the marriage. 332 00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:17,239 So, um, we kind of make a promise to each other 333 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,825 that we're not gonna hold anything 334 00:26:19,826 --> 00:26:23,120 against each other no matter what it is? 335 00:26:23,121 --> 00:26:27,250 Without that, how could we be really honest? 336 00:26:59,157 --> 00:27:00,909 - Hey. - Hey. 337 00:27:02,744 --> 00:27:07,039 - How was the weekend? - It was tough but good. 338 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:07,999 - Hi, Daddy. - Good. 339 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,625 Hey, honey, come on. 340 00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:11,378 Thank you so much. Sure. 341 00:27:18,844 --> 00:27:20,137 Okay, hop in. 342 00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:37,988 Hey, how you doing? You okay? 343 00:27:44,995 --> 00:27:47,329 Is it okay to open this? 344 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:48,498 It's fine. 345 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,293 Hey. 346 00:27:52,294 --> 00:27:54,503 Oh, I was thinking, can't we just nuke these? 347 00:27:54,504 --> 00:27:57,172 No, because they have these fun little metal handles, 348 00:27:57,173 --> 00:27:59,758 and of course the princess just had to have Chinese. 349 00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:02,177 My goddamn luck, they forgot to put the... 350 00:28:02,178 --> 00:28:03,804 They forgot to put the fortune cookies in the bag. 351 00:28:03,805 --> 00:28:05,765 Okay. What is going on here? 352 00:28:07,434 --> 00:28:09,935 I'm fucking Allan. 353 00:28:09,936 --> 00:28:11,896 - What? - If you ever repeat that, 354 00:28:11,897 --> 00:28:14,648 I swear I'll tell everyone you slept with Pat. 355 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,526 - He's the beautiful penis? - Sherry. 356 00:28:17,527 --> 00:28:19,069 Just... I'm trying to understand. 357 00:28:19,070 --> 00:28:21,196 I mean, how-how do you go from that 358 00:28:21,197 --> 00:28:22,823 to hosting her baby shower? 359 00:28:22,824 --> 00:28:24,074 Who else was gonna do it? 360 00:28:24,075 --> 00:28:25,826 And besides, we have the best party house. 361 00:28:25,827 --> 00:28:27,870 We... oh, Lord, honey. 362 00:28:27,871 --> 00:28:30,331 Allan Gore? 363 00:28:30,332 --> 00:28:31,540 Isn't that kind of a lateral move? 364 00:28:31,541 --> 00:28:33,167 Give me a break, Sherry. 365 00:28:33,168 --> 00:28:34,502 Who else is there? 366 00:28:39,591 --> 00:28:43,385 May I present the woman of the hour, Mrs. Betty Gore. 367 00:28:43,386 --> 00:28:45,429 - There she is. - Oh! 368 00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:47,181 So beautiful. 369 00:28:47,182 --> 00:28:49,308 I can't... 370 00:28:49,309 --> 00:28:52,102 Goodness. 371 00:28:52,103 --> 00:28:56,065 Y-you did too much. This is so beautiful. 372 00:28:56,066 --> 00:28:57,149 Oh, my God, Betty. 373 00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:58,233 This is the best you've ever looked. 374 00:28:58,234 --> 00:29:00,152 Honestly, you're one hot mama. 375 00:29:00,153 --> 00:29:02,112 Thank you. 376 00:29:02,113 --> 00:29:04,114 This is when I was gonna pop that champagne. 377 00:29:04,115 --> 00:29:06,534 - What? - Nothing. 378 00:29:08,745 --> 00:29:12,289 - Sweetheart, I'm gonna go. - Oh, can't you stay? 379 00:29:12,290 --> 00:29:13,958 Oh, no, I was gonna get a-a new belt 380 00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:15,376 for the mower and get the lawn done. 381 00:29:15,377 --> 00:29:16,962 You could do that later. 382 00:29:21,549 --> 00:29:23,342 - Okay. - Okay. 383 00:29:23,343 --> 00:29:26,345 Sure. 384 00:29:26,346 --> 00:29:29,391 - I'll see if Pat's around. - Okay. 385 00:29:38,233 --> 00:29:41,568 Oh, is Valerie not just the most perfect name? 386 00:29:41,569 --> 00:29:44,989 It is the perfect balance. 387 00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:47,157 Classic but not old fashioned, 388 00:29:47,158 --> 00:29:50,285 ripe for a comeback but not overused. 389 00:29:50,286 --> 00:29:53,205 And I said it before, but I will say it again. 390 00:29:53,206 --> 00:29:56,375 I mean, this is the best you've ever looked. 391 00:29:56,376 --> 00:29:57,669 Thank you. 392 00:29:59,671 --> 00:30:01,672 What was that? 393 00:30:01,673 --> 00:30:04,842 - What? - You just winked at her. 394 00:30:04,843 --> 00:30:08,470 Well, that glow, it's not the baby. 395 00:30:08,471 --> 00:30:11,141 - Oh? - It's Marriage Encounter. 396 00:30:14,477 --> 00:30:16,478 Oh! Oh, you're still doing that? 397 00:30:16,479 --> 00:30:18,939 Yeah, we just became Flame Leaders. 398 00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:20,691 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoo! 399 00:30:20,692 --> 00:30:22,317 That's great. 400 00:30:22,318 --> 00:30:23,610 You know, Pat and I tried that, 401 00:30:23,611 --> 00:30:25,320 but we just didn't really think it was for us. 402 00:30:25,321 --> 00:30:27,614 We left after one night. 403 00:30:27,615 --> 00:30:31,118 But, um, I'm, uh, really happy for you. 404 00:30:31,119 --> 00:30:34,204 Y'all excuse me just for one sec. 405 00:30:34,205 --> 00:30:36,206 Jesus. 406 00:30:36,207 --> 00:30:37,541 She knows. 407 00:30:37,542 --> 00:30:40,586 - I don't think so. - She does, and he told her. 408 00:30:40,587 --> 00:30:42,171 Okay, there's no possible way. 409 00:30:42,172 --> 00:30:44,006 That's what they do in Marriage Encounter, okay? 410 00:30:44,007 --> 00:30:46,383 They share everything. 411 00:30:46,384 --> 00:30:49,386 Look, I thought it was wife swapping. 412 00:30:49,387 --> 00:30:51,972 That's why it stopped, 'cause she knows. 413 00:30:51,973 --> 00:30:53,932 No normal woman would come to this house if she knew 414 00:30:53,933 --> 00:30:56,727 that you were sleeping with her husband. 415 00:30:56,728 --> 00:30:58,145 Was. 416 00:30:58,146 --> 00:31:00,607 He's canceled our last two rendezvous. 417 00:31:02,609 --> 00:31:04,486 Oh. 418 00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:30,260 Candy said you got a new job. 419 00:31:30,261 --> 00:31:32,180 Yeah, yeah. 420 00:31:35,308 --> 00:31:38,060 Super Circuits? 421 00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:39,896 Consumer Circuits. 422 00:31:42,315 --> 00:31:43,566 I haven't heard of it. 423 00:31:45,068 --> 00:31:49,030 Well, it's new, so you wouldn't have. 424 00:31:54,661 --> 00:31:56,746 It's not without risks. 425 00:31:58,748 --> 00:32:00,583 But you only live once. 426 00:32:02,335 --> 00:32:03,794 And getting in on the ground floor 427 00:32:03,795 --> 00:32:06,506 does have its advantages. 428 00:32:08,341 --> 00:32:10,093 Lots of upsides. 429 00:32:13,179 --> 00:32:15,139 Yeah, I'd love be out there cowboying it with you, 430 00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:18,643 but you know, TI just treats me too damn good. 431 00:32:27,986 --> 00:32:29,988 You're overworking your meat. 432 00:32:32,699 --> 00:32:37,036 It's first rule of grilling, you only wanna flip 'em once. 433 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,042 - So sweet. - It's not for you. 434 00:32:44,043 --> 00:32:46,753 Betty should try it on. You should try it on. 435 00:32:46,754 --> 00:32:49,089 I'm gonna check your bag at the end of this thing. 436 00:32:49,090 --> 00:32:50,632 Oh, look. 437 00:32:50,633 --> 00:32:53,844 Of course, somebody had to be the practical one. 438 00:32:53,845 --> 00:32:55,470 That's perfect. 439 00:32:55,471 --> 00:32:58,391 I will be thanking you for this when I run out one night. 440 00:33:00,768 --> 00:33:02,561 Miss Candy, can I use your phone? 441 00:33:02,562 --> 00:33:04,062 Oh, sure, it's in the kitchen. 442 00:33:04,063 --> 00:33:06,356 Who are you calling in the middle of a party? 443 00:33:06,357 --> 00:33:08,275 - It's Jeffrey. - Oh, come on. 444 00:33:08,276 --> 00:33:10,360 I must confess. I miss my husband. 445 00:33:10,361 --> 00:33:11,820 Oh, Lord. 446 00:33:11,821 --> 00:33:14,156 - Go and call your man. - She's serious. 447 00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:15,741 - Yeah. - Oh, my goodness. 448 00:33:15,742 --> 00:33:19,036 I would be calling Allan too if he wasn't right outside. 449 00:33:19,037 --> 00:33:21,872 I like to keep him where I can see him these days. 450 00:33:21,873 --> 00:33:23,415 Well, Tom and I found out 451 00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:26,502 we get along a lot better after a little time apart. 452 00:33:28,546 --> 00:33:29,588 And I mean come on, y'all, 453 00:33:29,589 --> 00:33:30,756 you Marriage Encounter people, 454 00:33:30,757 --> 00:33:32,716 I mean, it is just talk, talk, talk. 455 00:33:32,717 --> 00:33:36,178 - I can hear you. - I-I know. 456 00:33:36,179 --> 00:33:40,641 Well, you know, talking can be very, um, energizing. 457 00:33:40,642 --> 00:33:41,850 Absolutely. 458 00:33:41,851 --> 00:33:43,727 It's so scary at first, 459 00:33:43,728 --> 00:33:48,607 but, um, once you really get intimate with your husband, 460 00:33:48,608 --> 00:33:52,319 you would be shocked at the untapped emotion 461 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,154 that you have inside. 462 00:33:54,155 --> 00:33:58,701 Passion and tenderness, but... 463 00:34:00,370 --> 00:34:05,666 Also forgiveness and acceptance. 464 00:34:05,667 --> 00:34:07,460 - It's very true. - Amen. 465 00:34:09,337 --> 00:34:10,963 What about a little thing called privacy? 466 00:34:10,964 --> 00:34:13,840 Because honestly, last thing I really want 467 00:34:13,841 --> 00:34:16,760 is to have Pat Montgomery knowing everything I do 468 00:34:16,761 --> 00:34:19,054 and think every second of the day. 469 00:34:19,055 --> 00:34:20,681 Can I see you in the kitchen? 470 00:34:20,682 --> 00:34:22,641 Well, that may work for you. 471 00:34:22,642 --> 00:34:25,560 But once Allan and I got rid of all our secrets, 472 00:34:25,561 --> 00:34:27,939 our marriage has never been better. 473 00:34:34,612 --> 00:34:37,155 - What happened? - Nothing. 474 00:34:37,156 --> 00:34:38,449 I-I was waiting for you. 475 00:34:46,541 --> 00:34:47,541 Um. 476 00:34:49,836 --> 00:34:55,173 Well, I am so touched by your generosity, 477 00:34:55,174 --> 00:34:56,675 all of you. 478 00:34:56,676 --> 00:35:02,264 I haven't had friends like this since I moved to Texas, 479 00:35:02,265 --> 00:35:04,475 so it means a lot. 480 00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:10,773 But, um, I wanted to say something to Candy. 481 00:35:21,576 --> 00:35:24,536 The compassion and friendship you've shown me 482 00:35:24,537 --> 00:35:26,664 over the past few months... 483 00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:30,501 Has touched me in a very deep way. 484 00:35:32,462 --> 00:35:33,670 You've been there for me 485 00:35:33,671 --> 00:35:35,465 through some really hard times... 486 00:35:37,508 --> 00:35:39,052 And I'll never forget it. 487 00:35:48,061 --> 00:35:51,021 Oh, thank you. 488 00:35:51,022 --> 00:35:52,439 You told her, didn't you? 489 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,192 Not here, please. 490 00:35:59,989 --> 00:36:02,115 Did you tell her? 491 00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:03,576 No. 492 00:36:07,038 --> 00:36:09,831 - Who are you lying to? - Her or me? 493 00:36:09,832 --> 00:36:11,124 I didn't tell her. 494 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,459 'Cause I don't need her going around 495 00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,921 using my life as gossip to make friends. 496 00:36:16,881 --> 00:36:20,175 The only affair that came out 497 00:36:20,176 --> 00:36:23,762 in Marriage Encounter was Betty's. 498 00:36:23,763 --> 00:36:26,348 Betty's? 499 00:36:26,349 --> 00:36:29,268 Yes, a long time ago. 500 00:36:31,104 --> 00:36:33,939 Look, um, 501 00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:36,358 the Marriage Encounter, um, 502 00:36:36,359 --> 00:36:38,568 I think it's working. 503 00:36:38,569 --> 00:36:43,950 I mean, it's a lot of work, and I think... 504 00:36:45,701 --> 00:36:48,287 I think I should probably focus on that. 505 00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:55,043 If it's working, we should stop. 506 00:36:55,044 --> 00:36:56,754 That's kind of what I was thinking. 507 00:36:58,589 --> 00:37:01,300 Things are better, I-I think. 508 00:37:04,262 --> 00:37:05,888 For everyone. 509 00:37:14,731 --> 00:37:18,316 And thank you 510 00:37:18,317 --> 00:37:21,153 for being her friend, it... 511 00:37:21,154 --> 00:37:25,283 It means a lot to her, and to both of us. 512 00:37:27,285 --> 00:37:28,619 Of course. 513 00:38:01,611 --> 00:38:03,778 Hey, Christina, you're just in time for Parcheesi. 514 00:38:03,779 --> 00:38:05,906 - Get in there. - Come in! 515 00:38:05,907 --> 00:38:07,365 Hi, Candy. 516 00:38:07,366 --> 00:38:10,285 - Where is that baby? - Oh, with Allan. 517 00:38:10,286 --> 00:38:14,080 I actually, I have a few minutes. 518 00:38:14,081 --> 00:38:15,416 Okay. 519 00:38:17,877 --> 00:38:19,295 Oh, um... 520 00:38:21,797 --> 00:38:24,549 Did I do something wrong? 521 00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:27,385 I just feel like we were so close. 522 00:38:27,386 --> 00:38:29,846 And I haven't heard from you since the baby. 523 00:38:29,847 --> 00:38:32,892 Oh, no, nothing's wrong. I've just been so busy. 524 00:38:34,602 --> 00:38:36,145 Good. 525 00:38:38,231 --> 00:38:40,065 But would you... 526 00:38:40,066 --> 00:38:41,900 I'm sorry, I've gotta get. 527 00:38:41,901 --> 00:38:43,818 When it comes to board games, we don't screw around. 528 00:38:43,819 --> 00:38:45,153 Right. 529 00:38:45,154 --> 00:38:49,407 Okay, um, well, do you wanna have lunch sometime? 530 00:38:49,408 --> 00:38:52,328 Sure, see you soon. Bye. 531 00:38:57,708 --> 00:38:58,834 I won! 532 00:38:58,835 --> 00:39:00,210 Wait, we haven't even started. 533 00:39:00,211 --> 00:39:02,046 Where is the starting position? 534 00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:05,507 Before the game starts, each player has to move 535 00:39:05,508 --> 00:39:10,011 all their four of their pawns in the start area, that's here. 536 00:39:10,012 --> 00:39:11,513 No, that's the home. 537 00:39:11,514 --> 00:39:12,973 So you need to put them in the start, 538 00:39:12,974 --> 00:39:14,474 which is over in the corner there. 539 00:39:14,475 --> 00:39:18,353 So to enter a pawn, a five must be thrown on the dice. 540 00:39:18,354 --> 00:39:21,607 Is that on one die... All right, who wants sundaes? 541 00:39:22,733 --> 00:39:24,150 Butterscotch! Butterscotch! 542 00:39:24,151 --> 00:39:26,152 Are you seriously gonna make sundaes? 543 00:39:26,153 --> 00:39:28,154 - Why not. - You're the best, Mom. 544 00:39:28,155 --> 00:39:29,823 - Yeah, she is. - Aww, thank you. 545 00:39:29,824 --> 00:39:33,243 Oh, shoot, that's Sherry. 546 00:39:33,244 --> 00:39:35,078 I totally forgot about English class. 547 00:39:35,079 --> 00:39:36,121 No! 548 00:39:36,122 --> 00:39:37,330 Do we still got sundaes? 549 00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:38,665 Yeah. Come on. Let your mom have her fun. 550 00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,083 No, it's-it's okay. 551 00:39:40,084 --> 00:39:41,585 I'll just tell her I can't make it tonight. 552 00:39:41,586 --> 00:39:43,253 Go... I'll take care of the sundaes. 553 00:39:43,254 --> 00:39:44,672 You go to class. 554 00:39:46,465 --> 00:39:48,301 Okay. Thanks, hon. 555 00:39:53,472 --> 00:39:55,181 Oh, hey, hon, would you mind throwing some fudge 556 00:39:55,182 --> 00:39:56,850 in the microwave before you leave? 557 00:39:56,851 --> 00:39:58,185 Maybe chop up some peanuts? 558 00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:01,731 Of course. 559 00:40:16,162 --> 00:40:17,830 What is in this bag? 560 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:24,711 Candace Montgomery, what in the world? 561 00:40:24,712 --> 00:40:27,339 - We are playing hooky. - We are? 562 00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:31,093 Mm-hmm. Just drive. Okay. 563 00:40:44,482 --> 00:40:46,484 - Love ring. - Mm-hmm. 564 00:40:48,945 --> 00:40:50,780 I wonder who that was. 565 00:41:15,471 --> 00:41:20,183 We don't have to do this if you don't want to. 566 00:41:20,184 --> 00:41:21,977 Of course I want to. 567 00:41:23,145 --> 00:41:26,481 You always feel better after, right? 568 00:41:26,482 --> 00:41:28,693 - I do. - Yeah. 569 00:41:38,119 --> 00:41:39,286 Okay. 570 00:42:53,444 --> 00:42:56,155 Yeah, baby. Shake it, baby. 571 00:43:15,174 --> 00:43:16,801 Bye. 572 00:44:07,434 --> 00:44:10,687 How was class? 573 00:44:10,688 --> 00:44:12,481 It was great.